With an opening like that, anything I could possibly write next in this post would just be silly compared to the great MOW (Master of Words!!…word) Kevin Smith’s reaction to seeing Ass to Mouth porn for the first time.

If you don’t know Kevin Smith, he’s the dude that made such classic flicks as Clerks (1 & 2 wow!), Dogma (he invented Buddy Christ!) & Chasing Amy (they talk dirty – awesome!).

Anyway – dude has a hilarious scene in his latest movie Clerks 2 about how “You never go ass to mouth!” and since I’ve been wanting to spread the word on the glorious ATM sex act for a while I made a page covering ALL there is to know about Ass to Mouth action AND wait for it….wait for it…FART PORN!

Link: Ass to Mouth + Fart Porn Ft. Kevin Smith

And remember dudes: Say thanks after anal sex – don’t go “Hey I’ll just jam this filthy penetration device in your mouth honey” – it’s rude!

Chick-in-post-pic: Random Ass Traffic cutie (she just might go Ass to Mouth and, if you behave, fart you in the face!)